So, uh, what's going on in the news?
A church in Florida is planning a Quran burning on Sept. 11th to warn against the threat of Islam. Says one church member, "Thankfully, books are small. Usually when we warn against threats we have to burn big ol' crosses."
Barack Obama today blamed President Bush for our current economic climate. That's going back a bit, huh? I hope we can hold on until Bill Clinton's policies finally kick in.
In another attempt to apologize for interrupting Taylor Swift at an awards show last year, Kanye West took to Twitter on Saturday where, in under two hours, he posted 71 tweets explaining that *UNFOLLOW.
The "Bed Intruder Song" reached #89 on Billboard's Hot 100 chart marking the first time a song from a youtube viral video has made the list. Record executives have responded by scheduling meetings with hundreds of adorable cats, laughing babies, and guys getting hit in the nuts.
Dan Goodwin who goes by the nickname "Skyscraperman" was arrested after climbing a 58 story tower in San Francisco today. It's Goodwin's biggest PR boost since leaving behind his former "Sewerpipeman" persona.
Goodwin says he climbs tall towers to warn of their dangers. Makes sense, that's the same reason I go to strip clubs.
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